Our Limericks

Students in Room 12 created their own Limericks using the rhyming/syllable pattern of
A-A
B-B
A

Enjoy!

Bad Brad
By Jefferson Airplane

There once was a cat named Brad.
Who always seemed to be mad.
He’d hit with his paws and scratch with his claws.
Oh boy! Was he always bad.

ANTS

By: Adam Ant

There once was a baby who liked pie
But one day he didn’t stop to cry
So he started to dance
With some ants in his pants
And then he said to the ants bye-bye

Bob’s beer

There once was a boy named Bob.
Who almost lost his new job.
He bought a beer.
And stuck it in his ear.
And then he had to lose his job.

Chase In Space
There once was a boy named Chase.
He was going to a place.
He carried a balloon.
And smelled like a baboon.
And he flue high into space.

Hungry Alien
By Ian Chiu

There once was a kid from Mars
Who ate many candy bars
His teeth were all yellow
Goodbye marshmallows
He fell in a trap of tar

Jill is Ill
By Kate

There once was a girl named Jill
One day, she climbed up a hill
Off the hill she did fall
And the fall was not small
At home she stayed, very ill

*The Elephant From Mars*

By Kellie Manchester

There once was an elephant from Mars
Who wanted to fly high with some cars
She didn’t have any wings,
But she could fly with two kings
And soon enough, she was in the stars

Klade’s Lemonade

There once was a nice boy named Klade,
Who liked his mom’s lemonade.
Once the juice ran out,
Klade ran on about,
He drank to much and needs first aid!

LUIGI’S MANSION!

There were ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion,
They thought they were oh, so handsome,
They were very spooky,
And also quite kooky,
So berserk they had to pay ransom
Luigi’s Mansion
By: Daryn Smith
My Green Nails

I painted my nails all green
They also match my jeans
The best of colors
If I had my drethers
They are also very clean
BY EMMA #17

Poke the Dog

by Nicole J.


There once was a dog named Poke
Who wanted to tell a joke
So she did
But she hid
But then she went up in smoke

The Funky, Chunky Monkey
By Rachel Surgalski

There once was a big funky monkey
His belly was really quite chunky
He sat on down
Made a big frown
Then his chair went all plu crunky!

Sick DayBy Taylor

There once was a girl named Sue
One day she caught a bad flue
She couldn’t eat
Or touch her feet
Crying now she feels so blue

The Alien On The Star

There once was a alien from mars, who wanted to fly far to the stars, in his ship he heard a sound, it came from something quite round, it was a gynormus ball of tar!

The Cow from Mars

by Rachel F.

There once was a cow from Mars. It loved to eat candy bars. He got all sandy. Then he drank brandy. And he was very happy.

The Little Green Bow

There once was a little
Green bow.Press a button
It would glow.Drop it in
the water it would just
get hotter.If you wear it
it will blow.


The Old Mold

There once was a monk from Peru that wanted to dance with some goo even though it smelled like you like a number two. Even though he smelled like a shoe like seaweed and typo fell on his shoe and they had to smell some old mold.

THE STINK BOMB
There once was a boy named john. He wanted to arbitrated his mom He made up his mind and he sat on his behind.And it smelled like a big stink BOMB








By: Isabel Andrew