Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Room 12 Limericks

THE RACCOON NAMED LARRY
BY:FAITH
There was a raccoon
Named larry
who liked to talk
About fairies
but he was ignored
so he found a sword
But the cool sword was all hairy

Hairy Fairy
By Cooper
There once was a platypus named Perry
Who jumped out of a plane with a fairy
The fairy said to him
You look extremely dim
so he said to her you are so hairy

All about Chicken
By: Tatiana
When the chicken was alive it was vicious
But, now that it’s dead it is quite delicious
While my brother ate chicken he asked me
Would it be funny if I took a pee
That was random but, I‘m still quite suspicious

The Girl Named Whirl
There once was a girl named Whirl
The lovely girl loved to twirl
She likes dresses
And makes messes
How cute that little girl Whirl
By: Morgan

The Taco Named Rocko
There was a small taco named Rocko.
Who liked to eat ten thousand tacos.
Eating monkey guts is grand.
I play in a cool rock band.’’
I just stuck my thumb up a poncho
By Chris

Spongebob’s log
By Kacey
There ones was a man named Spongebob.
And he loves to sing in a log.
He works at the Krusty Krab.
He owns a big rusty rag.
Spongebob also made a big blog.

Lulu The Cow
By: Isabella
There once was a cow in a tutu
And every Sunday she went moo moo
She jumped over the moon
And ate with a small spoon
By the way, the cow’s name was Lulu

That is a Fat Pig
There was a pig who loved to eat.
Her heavy weight could not be beat.
She once by a log
Saw a big fat frog,
And now she ribbits while she eats.
By: Genevieve

The Puppy who Played in the Sun
By Marie Petrocelli
My puppy loves to jump and play
She does it every sunny day
he is very rough
She thinks she is tough
My cousin threw her in the bay!